Anti-Glitch
Active for1m
Cooldown5m
Launch up, crash down (double-damage hits mid-air), then diffuse ALL glitches for 1 minute.
Glitch SMP
Every glitch on the server, indexed — activation, cooldown, and effect. Plus the two artifacts only one player can ever hold.
36Glitches
13Rare
2Artifacts
Calamity
Active for5s
Cooldown5m
Unleash a black hole — RED pulls+damages, GREEN drains durability, YELLOW poisons. The colour is random each cast, so you never know which effect you'll get.
Crash
Active for15s
Cooldown2m
Arm, then hit a player to crash them for 15 seconds.
Diffuser
Active for30s
Cooldown10m
Diffuse ALL glitches except your own for 30 seconds.
Raycast
Active forInstant
Cooldown2m
Fire an armor-ignoring beam forward — hits all enemies in its path. The beam pierces every enemy in a line and ignores armour.
Soul Splitter
Active forUntil reconnect
Cooldown5m
Arm, then hit a player — tear their soul out of their body; their body stays behind, vulnerable, while they drift as a ghost.
Durability
Active forInstant
Cooldown3m
Arm, then hit a player — corrosion spreads, draining 50 durability from their gear and every enemy within 5 blocks.
Freeze
Active for5s
Cooldown1m 30s
Arm, then hit a player to freeze them in place for 5s — they can't move or look around, and blacklisted items (pearls etc.) are blocked.
Gravity
Active for6s
Cooldown1m
Enemies within 7 blocks float helplessly for 6s and take +25% damage while airborne — you stay grounded.
Hypnosis
Active for20s
Cooldown4m
Arm, then hit a mob to enslave it, or a player holding an unsigned book to force-sign it.
Inventory
Active for7s
Cooldown2m
Arm, then hit a player to scramble their inventory + lock items for 7s.
Item
Active for30s
Cooldown1m 30s
Arm, then hit a player to disable their weapons for 30 seconds.
Telekinesis
Active forArm 15s · hold 5s
Cooldown3m
Arm, then hit entities to grab them — drag with your crosshair (down=bury, up=lift), hit a grabbed target again to fling them all. Grab several targets, then hit a held one to fling them all at once.
Virus
Active for5s
Cooldown2m
Arm, then hit a player to flood their screen with a green virus (5s)
Dash
Active forInstant
Cooldown30s
Launch 13 blocks forward instantly. Great for gap-closing or escaping — it ignores fall damage on landing.
Glide
Active forUntil you land
Cooldown3m
Launch skyward for aerial escape. Hold SHIFT mid-air to dive fast, and crouch-land to blow a crater.
Horsetamer
Active for5m
Cooldown10m
Spawn max-stat skeleton horse (5 min, despawns on dismount). The horse has max speed + jump and despawns the moment you dismount.
Rewind
Active for15s window
Cooldown—
Activate to save location. Activate again within 15s to recall. First activation marks your spot; a second within 15s snaps you back.
Rocket
Active forUntil you land
Cooldown1m
Get a firework crossbow + elytra and fly — shoot rockets to soar through the air.
Teleport
Active forInstant
Cooldown30s
Blink forward in the direction you're looking.
Windburst
Active forInstant
Cooldown30s
Sends you forward at alarming speeds.
Dream
Active for2m
Cooldown5m
Disguise as Dream — every mob you kill drops 20x loot for 2 minutes.
Herobrine
Active for30s
Cooldown4m
Disguise as Herobrine for 30s — hidden nametag, Speed on damage, 10% lightning on hit.
Morph
Active for30m
Cooldown10m
Pick an online player and copy their skin, name, and armor for 30 minutes. Only the morpher is told — everyone else sees the copied player.
Invisibility
Active for30s
Cooldown3m
Turn fully invisible — armor + item hidden too — for 30s. Your armour and held item vanish too, not just your body.
Dupe
Active forInstant
Cooldown30m
Duplicate the item in your hand.
Enchanter
Active for60s
Cooldown3m
Enhance your held item AND worn armor's enchants by 1 level for 60s.
Shulker
Active forWhile open
Cooldown30m
Open a portable Crafting, Storage, or Anvil interface. Works anywhere, no block needed.
Xray
Active for30s players · 60s ores
Cooldown4m
Activate: glow players within 25 blocks for 30s (follows you). Activate while looking DOWN at the ground: glow ores for 60s. Look straight down before activating to glow ores instead of players.
Bedrock
Active for15s
Cooldown2m
Blocks you place become unbreakable for 15s.
Chunk
Active for10s
Cooldown2m
Trap a 1-chunk border that only you can leave, for 10s.
Effect
Active for15s
Cooldown4m
Raise ALL your active potion effects by one level for 15s.
Fake Block
Active for~3h
Cooldown5m
Instantly place a glitch block at your feet — only YOU can walk through it, others are blocked.
Immortality
Active for20s
Cooldown5m
Activate for 20s of total damage immunity — nothing can hurt you. Nothing can touch you for the full 20 seconds — a clean panic button.
Locator
Active for2m
Cooldown45m
Track the nearest player live for 2 min — name, distance, direction. Sneak/invisibility can't hide from it.
Redstone
Active forPassive
Cooldown4m
Passive: bonus attack damage scaling with redstone (dust + blocks) carried in your inventory.
No glitches match that filter.
Artifacts — one of each, ever
Weapon · 1 per serverMace of Malfunction
The only mace that may exist on the server. On hit it disables the target's glitches for 8 seconds. Right-click dashes forward with an armor-piercing impact; sneak + right-click slams nearby enemies to the ground. Maxed enchants (Density V, Breach IV, Wind Burst II, Sharpness V) and unbreakable — carrying it marks your name red for everyone.
Armor · 1 per serverCloak of Glitches
One woven per server, ever. While worn it amplifies your own glitches (stronger effects on both axes) and resists incoming glitches like a mini-Diffuser. Crafted at a table with the server's special recipe.